SHOPPING

Son take a list when you go shopping
Walk through the isle do the mile
The best products are on the top shelve
Top quality is top racked, mostly needs help
The most colourful ones are near the counter
Bright and vain they speak loud the latter

Son think twice before you buy that ring
It maybe good for the moment, one night thing
Love is not found on one warm horny night
Know a full course meal from a casual bite
Some relationships build you up, others only might
Temporary bliss, out of mind out of sight

Son be careful when you go shopping
Know your budget before you bargain
Some women are cheap but very expensive
They come with dear tags and no warranty
Non-returnable goods leave you a divorcee
Do not follow the magazines and the catalogues
Keep your judgment safe and sound,
and you won't go wrong!