BOOBY TRAP

It is hard to keep my eye up
With your chest up
And my neck bucked
With my eye stuck
I ain't a dog
But this is some Scooby snacks
OK you got me in your booby-trap!

Cleavage defying gravity
That's pressurised milk
My mind won't settle that's pressurised filth
So back down and buck up
This conversation is losing touch
If I'm a dog you are a cow
I stutter because of your udder
I would've gotten away If not for those meddling eyes
I need at least a meter to breathe i won't lie.